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/u/JamesonRhymer
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Cliche Clarence: Spends his time in the comments spewing Reddit cliches
“Welp, that’s enough Reddit for today”
“Username checks out”
“Your mom”
Loophole Larry: He just can’t play the game. He thinks he is the supreme lawyer of Reddit
“You said it had to be a male friend. My best friend was originally female but she’s jinder-flewid so I choose him hahahaha”
“You never said it had to be a human hahahaha”
“Well my wife is actually my best friend so I choose her hahahahah”
“I’ll pay the $1000 because you didn’t say it couldn’t be Monopoly money hahahaha”
Timothy Technicality: No ability to suspend reality for the sake of the hypothetical
“Actually, water couldn’t exist in that environment under those circumstances so it’s a moot question”“Well where I live we don’t have a police force, we have a safety commission so it’s not applicable”
“I’m technically not old enough to buy cigarettes yet so none of the options would apply”
Donny Details: He just can’t make a decision.
“So is it $1000 after tax?”
“Oh ok. Do I have to pay GST on it?"
“Oh ok. Do I have to pay social security on it?"
“Hmm. I see. Is it protected against inflation?"
“Oh. Can child support or alimony be deducted from it?"
“Oh. Is it US dollars or Euros?"
“Ah. Does it count as income or capital gains?"
Nancy Neither: She won’t make a choice and everyone must know it.
“I choose none of the above.”
But you have to choose one
“I choose neither”
That’s not an option
“But for me it is. I wouldn’t do any of these.”
Angry Alice: She’s pissed.
“You idiot. You’ve obviously never had a girlfriend.”
“This poll is so regionalist! Why are Indonesians not included in this poll?”
“Hello?! Not everyone calls it “high school!”
“These are the worst options in the history of the universe! Despicable!”
“How do you have that opinion?! What’s wrong with you?!”
“This is the STUPIDEST question ever! It’s SO STUPID!”
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“Welp, that’s enough Reddit for today”
“Username checks out”
“Your mom”
Loophole Larry: He just can’t play the game. He thinks he is the supreme lawyer of Reddit
“You said it had to be a male friend. My best friend was originally female but she’s jinder-flewid so I choose him hahahaha”
“You never said it had to be a human hahahaha”
“Well my wife is actually my best friend so I choose her hahahahah”
“I’ll pay the $1000 because you didn’t say it couldn’t be Monopoly money hahahaha”
Timothy Technicality: No ability to suspend reality for the sake of the hypothetical
“Actually, water couldn’t exist in that environment under those circumstances so it’s a moot question”“Well where I live we don’t have a police force, we have a safety commission so it’s not applicable”
“I’m technically not old enough to buy cigarettes yet so none of the options would apply”
Donny Details: He just can’t make a decision.
“So is it $1000 after tax?”
“Oh ok. Do I have to pay GST on it?"
“Oh ok. Do I have to pay social security on it?"
“Hmm. I see. Is it protected against inflation?"
“Oh. Can child support or alimony be deducted from it?"
“Oh. Is it US dollars or Euros?"
“Ah. Does it count as income or capital gains?"
Nancy Neither: She won’t make a choice and everyone must know it.
“I choose none of the above.”
But you have to choose one
“I choose neither”
That’s not an option
“But for me it is. I wouldn’t do any of these.”
Angry Alice: She’s pissed.
“You idiot. You’ve obviously never had a girlfriend.”
“This poll is so regionalist! Why are Indonesians not included in this poll?”
“Hello?! Not everyone calls it “high school!”
“These are the worst options in the history of the universe! Despicable!”
“How do you have that opinion?! What’s wrong with you?!”
“This is the STUPIDEST question ever! It’s SO STUPID!”
View Poll
submitted by /u/JamesonRhymer
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